The Tighty Whities of Jerusalem are:

M.C. Donnell (Mickey D),

Joe Black (Joey G.), and

Ben E. White (Ben Whitie).

 

Hacky Sacky

 

We like to hacky

We don’t cause trouble, some people think it’s tacky

Bet we’re just some Church Nerds up in the parking lot

And when we hack the sack, we hack the sack a lot

I’m walking down the street and who do I see?

D.J. Ben Whitie and me, Joey G.

M.C. Joey G. comes up and says to me

“You & me & Ben Whitie make three,

Let’s kick around the sac, a hack should be easy!”

“For sheezy my neezy, I got one in my peezy”

I took out the hacky and passed it all around

Makin sure the hacky sac never hit the ground.

 

Kick it over here Mickey D

Kick it over here Joey G.

Kick it over here Ben Whitie

Yo Yo Yo… Kick it!

 

Haky hacky sac is fun for all there are a few rules your attention I must call

These are the rules you must observe

No sayin’ “sorry” and no self serves

Can’t use your hands, use other parts of your body

It’s a hacky sac party like ladi dadi

So kick it over here and I’ll kick it right back.

That’s why they call me Joe Black, the Hacky Sac Daddy Mac.

So if you see a ball hog just tap him on the back

And say, “Yo, bro, don’t hog the sac,

Hogging the hacky sac is wack!”

 

Kick it over here Mickey D

Kick it over here Joey G.

Kick it over here Ben Whitie

Yo Yo Yo… Kick it!